Doll Cakes and Despair

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless. There is no such thing as a doll cake that doesn't look scary or misshapen or tacky or just plain awful. Except of course this one, (yes, that's a real cake) but it doesn't count. And tonight, I go to my cake class with the same impossible task as Frodo walking to Mt. Doom: I have to create a doll cake. My pride refuses that it be this bad or  this bad (sprinkles, seriously?), but, my spirit is increasingly discouraged. But, disgusting or not, I will show you, don't worry. Alas. Don't judge me too fiercely. I'll be embarrassed enough.